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put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

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thrilling-adventure-songs:

Born on a mountaintop way out west,

born tall and handsome and slim.

An asteroid fell for a wild desert flower,

that’s the story of Cactoid Jim.

(Yes Lord)

That legendary Cactoid Jim.

Well, a big forest fire was headed toward town,

hopes was lookin’ mighty dim

but he roped a raincloud from the western sky

doused the flames, that Cactoid Jim.

(Yes Lord)

That cloud-ropin’ Cactoid Jim.

Well the dam broke way up river last year

flood came runnin’ on in.

Well he swallowed that river,

patched the whole durn dam,

saved our village, that Cactoid Jim.

(Yes Lord)

Oh that flood-drinkin’ Cactoid Jim.

Some spooked hypercattle was stampeding towards our church,

in the middle of our Sunday hymn.

Well he called in a favor from the man upstairs,

we had burgers thanks to Cactoid Jim.

(Yes Lord)

Kiss the cook, it’s Cactoid Jim!

That cloud-ropin’, river-drinkin’, barbecuin’ Cactoid Jim!

Music and lyrics by Ben Acker, Ben Blacker and Andy Paley

Audio is from The Thrilling Adventure Hour #83: Mayor’s Retreat

(via fyeahthrillingadventurehour)

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downtroddendeity:

rynnay:

unclewhisky:

we-the-antisocials:

This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions. 

What a good thing is Terry Pratchett.

As a rule I have to reblog Terry Pratchett, even if I’ve already done so before.

Sir Pterry: gift to humanity.

downtroddendeity:

rynnay:

unclewhisky:

we-the-antisocials:

This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions. 

What a good thing is Terry Pratchett.

As a rule I have to reblog Terry Pratchett, even if I’ve already done so before.

Sir Pterry: gift to humanity.

(Source: monsters-of-women, via kittyorleans)

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doctah-plague:

vvkaden:

terrible-wolf:

fairyraptor:

artjonak:

Around 95% of people have never seen a baby Hedgehog. SHARE to change that percentage.

I can’t stop looking at them!!

they look like those scrubbers for dishes

SIR that is not the intended use

Not with that attitude 

doctah-plague:

vvkaden:

terrible-wolf:

fairyraptor:

artjonak:

Around 95% of people have never seen a baby Hedgehog.

SHARE to change that percentage.

I can’t stop looking at them!!

they look like those scrubbers for dishes

SIR that is not the intended use

Not with that attitude 

(via kelisab)

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"Listeners, I do not know everything about Carlos, and he does not tell me everything. That is okay. We are not one person. How lonely that would be, a couple that has made themselves one so completely that they are once again alone."

— Welcome to Night Vale #55, The University of What It Is (via charmingpplincardigans)

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f0ursharps:

IT WAS A TRAP

f0ursharps:

IT WAS A TRAP

(Source: memewhore, via kelisab)

Tags: kitties
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itscarororo:

kaijuemperor:

theartofunbelonging:

Owls are weird, man.

I love owls

there’s been a disturbing lack of owls on my blog lately, i must remedy this 

(via kelisab)

Tags: owls
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I always thought that we had this kind of c o n n e c t i o n, you know, unspoken, of course.

I always thought that we had this kind of c o n n e c t i o n, you know, unspoken, of course.

(Source: stilesbaelinski, via fuckyeahstilesandlydia)

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thehappiestdoughgirl:

whowasminein99:

this will be my child

#indigenouspeoplesday

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